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— Potty-mouthed funnylady Sarah Silverman returns to SNL (she was part of the cast from 1993-1994) this weekend. This time, she’s got hosting duties with musical guests Maroon 5 at 11:30 p.m. Eastern on NBC.

Stalkers, bad judges, grisly murders, and more on TV this week, AFTER THE JUMP …

— After two twisted turns on American Horror Story, Dylan McDermott continues to dabble in the darkness on CBS’ new procedural, Stalker, premiering Wednesday at 10 p.m. Eastern on CBS. As its title implies, expect this show to have its fair share of creepy moments, particularly in the first episode’s first few minutes.

— Grey’s Anatomy and Private Practice star Kate Walsh returns Thursday at 9 p.m. Eastern on NBC in Bad Judge. Executive producers Will Ferrel and Adam McKay are behind the series, which follows Walsh’s titular naughty Rebecca Wright. She’s like younger Judge Judy, if young Judge Judy drank tequila and played drums in a band. 

— If you’re a fan of serialized mysteries centered around murders in small towns (True Detective, The Killing), set your DVR for Gracepoint Thursday at 9 p.m. Eastern on Fox. The series is an import from across the pond, but it’s kept it’s English star, Doctor Who’s David Tennant. The cast also boasts Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad).

— Mad Men’s Ben Feldman (the one with one less nipple) and Cristin Milioti (How I Met Your Mother’s mother) take us through their elaborate courtship on A To Z, Thursday at 9:30 p.m. Eastern on NBC.

What are you watching this week?