Johnny Depp, in what could be either be described as a drunken mishap or spot-on Jack Sparrow imitation, took to the stage last night at the 2014 Hollywood Film Awards and managed to steal the show with a rambling, incoherent speech while presenting Mike Myers with the Hollywood Documentary Award. 

“That’s the weirdest microphone I’ve ever seen in my life” 

Watch the incident, AFTER THE JUMP…(NSFW language)