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There Are Fairies In My Berries
Julie Bracken posted a photo:
There are fairies in my berries,
And they’re wearing women’s clothes
That are frilly and look silly
Like Aunt Sally’s panty hose.
Just like ferrets seeking carrots,
They are poking all around
My potatoes and tomatoes,
And are rolling on the ground.
They are prancing and are dancing
And are waving magic wands
At each other, like my mother,
One’s a red-head, two are blondes,
Who are panting while they’re granting
Wishes that are really weird
To a hairy looking fairy
With a mustache and a beard.
Who is dressed up like a messed up
Naughty version of a nurse,
With great numbers of cucumbers
That are packed inside his purse.
They are winking and I’m thinking,
Since they’re taking off their tops,
And are giggling while they’re wiggling,
That I better call the cops.
‘Cause there’s fairies in my berries,
Doing things that are uncouth,
Acting queerly and quite clearly,
They aren’t looking for a tooth.
Makeup and styling by the talented Kelayla of www.transvista.co.uk/
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9 Feb 18
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