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Channing Tatum And Nick Zano Have A “Cock-Talk,” Discuss Trading In Their Penises
In Nick Zano’s new sitcom One Big Happy, he plays heterosexual Luke who decides to make a baby with his lesbian friend Lizzy, played by Elisha Cuthbert. It’s produced by Ellen Degeneres, and you can watch the pilot episode, which aired March 17th, here.
Zano recently sat down with his good friend Channing Tatum to interview one another for Interview Magazine, and the conversation was, well, interesting.
They talked about trading their penises in for vaginas:
TATUM: If you could, today, grow a vagina, would you do it? Even if it’s just for a limited amount of time to know what it’s like to have one? You can give it back and have your own penis—not a reattached penis.
ZANO: So everything comes back?
TATUM: Yeah, everything’s back to that same old Nicky from the beginning. Would you do it?
ZANO: Sure. How do you not? Let’s do it at the same time.
TATUM: I would totally do that with you. I’d have matching vajays.
ZANO: [laughs] All I’ve got is this visual of you and I standing next to each other, looking down.
TATUM: And comparing. “Wow, yours is bigger than mine!”
ZANO: [laughs] That’s the worst thing you want to hear!
TATUM: [laughs] I think we should take that to [One Big Happy producer] Ellen [DeGeneres] as a weird reccurring dream sequence—just me and you comparing vaginas.
Engaged in some friendly bromantic “cock-talk”:
TATUM: Let’s just imagine that the rest of this interview is done behind two actual real pilots flying over Afghanistan.
ZANO: So we’re going to have a cock-talk?
TATUM: We’re going to have a little cock-talk. That’s exactly where I was going with that, glad you picked that up. So, cock-talk with Nick Zano. We’re going to do a rapid fire round, since we’re on an airplane. These are one-word answers. I’ll let you know on which other questions you’re allowed to use multiple words to answer. Quickly, where are you from?
And Tatum alerted Zano to the grossness of Abercrombie cologne:
TATUM: Abercrombie cologne or Curve?
ZANO: Abercrombie?
TATUM: Really? Wow. I’m disappointed.
ZANO: I don’t know Curve, that’s the only reason.
TATUM: Oh man, you don’t know Curve? Alright, Drakkar.
ZANO: Oh, Drakkar!
And so much more. Head here for the full interview.
Dan Tracer
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