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Shia LaBeouf Says Whiskey Made Him Grab Alan Cumming’s “Sexy” Ass
Broadway veteran Alan Cumming has been named the sexiest man alive by Shia LaBeouf, who says he was arrested outside a Broadway theater in June for basically trying to seduce Cumming during a live performance.
LaBeouf’s erratic behavior was documented that day by paparazzi in New York, who claimed he had been visibly intoxicated while sparring with a homeless man in Times Square hours before.
LaBeouf says he had been drinking whiskey continuously for almost 24 hours before he was invited by a male dancer to a performance of Cabaret on Broadway, in which Cumming plays Emcee:
“Alan Cumming walks past me, and all I can think about is his leather pants and him winking at me. So he walks past me and I give him a slap on the ass because I think he deserves it. He’s seducing me — he’s the sexiest man I’ve ever seen, and I didn’t just slap it, I slapped and grabbed him. Like I grabbed a whole cheek because I wanted the party right here in my pants.”
Hear the thrilling eight minute tale below:
Matthew Tharrett
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