Man Finds New Way To Have Sex With His Own Butt

Man Finds New Way To Have Sex With His Own Butt

CAp6EvPWAAArqZdWe’ve heard of DIY penis casting, which allows men to sculpt rubber dildos out of the shapes of their own dongs, but now an erotic novelist is taking it one step further.

“Where does the miracle of science end and magic begin?”

So begins author Chuck Tingle’s latest ebook Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt.

Tingle is the author of more than 20 erotic ebooks and is perhaps best-known for his dinosaur erotica — yes, dinosaur erotica — with titles like My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass and Space Raptor Butt Invasion.

Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt tells the story of Kirk, a gay scientist on the leading edge of cloning technology, who randomly selects himself to participate in an experiment combining DNA from his butt and brain, as well as from a hawk, to make a living, breathing, talking clone of his own ass:

Today’s trial, which I have been randomly selected for as the subject, is going to take DNA from my brain, my ass, and a hawk.

Much to Kirk’s surprise, the clone is born with a set of wings:

“Happy to be here.” Says the ass. “But you can call me Kirk’s butt.”

“You know that you’re my butt?” I ask.

“Of course I do.” Says my winged ass. “I’m made from your brain, I know everything that you know.”

A slight chill runs down my spine. I hadn’t realized that all of my deepest secrets would suddenly be transplanted into this butt.

Kirk immediately feels drawn to his own butt, so he asks it out on a date. The butt happily agrees. Over a glass of wine, the two discuss the idea of sentience and knowledge. Kirk’s butt explains the difference between having memories and having experiences:

“I have all your memories about drinking wine, I know what to expect when I do it and I know what it’s going to taste like, but I’ve never truly tasted it for myself.” The butt explains. “It’s incredible.”

Soon, Kirk finds himself falling in love with his butt, confessing:

If I’m going to be honest, at this very moment I can barely contain my lust for this suave sophisticated living butt.

So he asks his butt, who he names Portork, if he’d like to “try anal.” Portork agrees and the two rush back to Kirk’s place, where Kirk pleads:

“I need you to fuck me.” I suddenly admit in a haze of lustful desperation. “I need to be pounded up the ass by my own ass!”

He continues:

“I’m just a bad little twink…And I need to be slammed from behind. I need to be taught a lesson from my own flying gay ass.”

But there’s a slight hiccup. Kirk’s butt doesn’t have a penis. Not a problem! Portork magically grows one. And the two make mad passionate love. The end.

It’s a short, sweet tale about, well, we’re not entirely sure. But fans seem to like it:

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Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt is currently #38 on Amazon’s erotic horror bestseller list.

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Graham Gremore

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George Takei And Stuart Milk Attack Indiana’s Anti-Gay Law In ‘Last Word’ Interview: VIDEO

George Takei And Stuart Milk Attack Indiana’s Anti-Gay Law In ‘Last Word’ Interview: VIDEO

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Actor George Takei and Stuart Milk, nephew of Harvey Milk and co-founder of the Harvey Milk Foundation, appeared on The Last Word With Lawrence O’Donnell last night to discuss Indiana Gov. Mike Pence’s evasive interview with George Stephanopoulos and the ramifications of Indiana’s religious freedom bill on America as a whole.

Takei called Pence’s interview with Stephanopoulos an “awkward performance,” with Milk explaining that boycotts against the bill are unlikely to cease, but will only increase with intensity as time goes on.

Watch the two gay activists dissect Pence’s motives and discuss Indiana’s future should the law remain unchallenged, AFTER THE JUMP

 


Anthony Costello

www.towleroad.com/2015/03/-george-takei-and-stuart-milk-discuss-ramifications-of-indianas-religious-freedom-law-in-last-word-i.html

Incarcerated Texas Trans Woman Finally Wins Safer Housing After Repeated Rapes, Threats

Incarcerated Texas Trans Woman Finally Wins Safer Housing After Repeated Rapes, Threats

Passion Star, with help from Lambda Legal, has been placed in safekeeping after years of complaints about the constant sexual violence she’s faced in men’s prisons.

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Mitch Kellaway

www.advocate.com/politics/transgender/2015/03/31/incarcerated-texas-trans-woman-finally-wins-safer-housing-after-repe

HIV Exposure?

HIV Exposure?
Impulse Group South Florida, a non-profit organization that focuses on the health of the gay community in the region (Palm Beach, Broward and Miami-Dade Counties) takes the HIV/AIDS epidemic very seriously.

The group is dedicated to educating about HIV, especially in areas and with groups where new infections continue to rise.

Besides the educational component, Impulse encourages HIV prevention by facilitating testing opportunities, providing condoms and other materials for safe or safer sex. The group also provides resources for those who learn they are HIV positive.

They have good reason for their resolve. The statistics for South Florida and HIV/AIDS bear out negatively for the region:

  • As of January 31, 2014 Miami-Dade County ranks #1 in the state of Florida for number of new HIV cases and AIDS cases. There are 27,035 people living with HIV/AIDS in Miami-Dade County.
  • As of January 31, 2014 Broward County (Ft. Lauderdale) ranks #2 in the state of Florida for the number of new HIV cases and AIDS cases. There are 17,632 people living with HIV/AIDS in Broward County.
  • The State of Florida ranks number three in the nation in the number of newly diagnosed HIV infections as of 2011 and is second in the Nation for the number of AIDS cases reported.
  • MSM contact accounts for 47.5 percent of living HIV cases in Miami-Dade County.
  • MSM contact accounts for 61 percent of living HIV cases in Broward County among males.
  • Heterosexual contact accounts for 70 percent of living HIV cases in Broward County among females.

As a part of their 2015 South Florida awareness campaign, the group highlighted important facts through a sexy and provocative photo shoot named, “Expose the Truth,” which is shown below.

Gustavo Morán, advocacy director for the Impulse Group South Florida, says that “The images you are about to see represent the key messages that Impulse Group South Florida have selected to use as our primary marketing for the Spring 2015 through Winter 2016 season.”

The campaign’s models were chosen from a cross section of young men living in South Florida’s LGBT community.

Morán says, via email, that “Impulse Group South Florida hopes individuals will not only find the images powerful, provocative and stirring but also asks that you interpret the images based on your own reality.”

At the end of the day, Morán said, the message the Impulse Group sends through this campaign is only effective if those most at risk take a deep, introspective look at themselves.

“Read our messaging, absorb the advocacy behind it but apply your truths to what you’re seeing, let your guard down, search your soul, evaluate your personal life decisions and be open to re-imagining your lifestyle,” he said.

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Exclusive: NIKE President and CEO Condemns Indiana’s New Anti-LGBT Law

Exclusive: NIKE President and CEO Condemns Indiana’s New Anti-LGBT Law

As major corporations, business leaders, and organizations continue to speak out against the discriminatory new anti-LGBT law in Indiana, NIKE, Inc. President and CEO Mark Parker provided the following statement to HRC.
HRC.org

www.hrc.org/blog/entry/breaking-nike-president-and-ceo-condemns-indianas-new-anti-lgbt-law?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss-feed