7 Snow Day Charts To Help You Weather The Storm

7 Snow Day Charts To Help You Weather The Storm
Snowpocalypse, Snowmageddon, whatever hyperbolic name you’re calling it, it’s here.

The Northeast is facing a snowstorm of epic proportions so we’re getting prepared the only way we know how: making sarcastic charts about our impending doom. Don’t you worry, though. As long as you’ve got shelter, food, water and Netflix, you’re probably going to be okay.

So for those of you who find yourself out of work, out of school or out of shows to stream during the storm, scroll down for 7 charts that will help you put #Snowmageddon2015 into perspective.

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Sam Smith Forced To List Tom Petty As “Stay With Me” Co-Writer, Dish Out Royalty Checks

Sam Smith Forced To List Tom Petty As “Stay With Me” Co-Writer, Dish Out Royalty Checks

Screen Shot 2015-01-26 at 1.17.14 PMThere are famous, woefully obvious cases of musical plagiarism. Vanilla Ice’s unauthorized sampling of Queen and David Bowie’s Under Pressure in his much more forgettable Ice, Ice Baby comes to mind first.

That’s the clearcut, shaking my head sort of copyright infringement. But the waters get much murkier in terms of who owns what in a musical canon that isn’t getting any smaller. There are only twelve notes in the Western scale, and only so many ways to arrange them.

Which brings us to the bit of news that Tom Petty has been awarded a percentage of songwriting royalties and a writer’s credit on Sam Smith‘s 2014 breakout hit “Stay With Me.”

Huh? You might ask.

Well unbeknownst to us, when the track was released in April of last year, many well-tuned listeners thought the chorus bared a striking resemblance to Petty’s “Won’t Back Down.”

Petty’s lawyers agreed, and reached an agreement with camp Smith for a whopping 12.5% of royalties. They settled back in October, but the details have only just emerged.

In addition, Pettey and singer-composer Jeff Lynne (of ELO fame) have been given songwriting credits, as shown here on the song’s credit on ASCAP (American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers):

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Consequence of Sound quotes one source close to the case saying:

“When Sam’s track was originally released, it was clear to a lot of musicians that there were notable similarities between the tracks,” referring specifically to melodies of the respective choruses. “After it was pointed out to Sam’s camp, they didn’t try to fight it and amicably dished out royalties. It wasn’t a deliberate thing, musicians are just inspired by other artists and Sam and his team were quick to hold up their hand when it was officially flagged.”

A rep for Smith added:

“Not previously familiar with the 1989 Petty/Lynne song, the writers of ‘Stay With Me’ listened to ‘I Won’t Back Down’ and acknowledged the similarity. Although the likeness was a complete coincidence, all involved came to an immediate and amicable agreement in which Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne are now credited as co-writers of ‘Stay With Me’ along with Sam Smith, James Napier and William Phillips.”

“Stay With Me” was one of the most successful singles of 2014, selling around 4 million copies. It’s also up for Best Pop Performance and Record of the Year at the 2015 Grammy Awards.
Here are the two choruses played over one another. What do you think? 

Dan Tracer

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Alabama's First Openly Gay Lawmaker Threatens to 'Out' Anti-gay Colleagues Having Extramarital Affairs

Alabama's First Openly Gay Lawmaker Threatens to 'Out' Anti-gay Colleagues Having Extramarital Affairs

Rep. Patricia Todd, Alabama’s first openly gay legislator, has threatened to expose the adulterous affairs of certain anti-gay state officials should they start speaking out about “family values” in the wake of the state’s ban on same-sex marriage being overturned by a federal judge.

AL.com reports:

ToddBut after seeing comments by Republican officials, particularly from Alabama Speaker of the House Mike Hubbard, and seeing Attorney General Luther Strange’s efforts to get a stay of the judge’s orders, Todd fired off an emotional Facebook post making a threat to expose politicians’ dalliances.

“This (is) a time where you find out who are accepting, loving people. To say I am disappointed in Speaker Hubbard comment’s and Attorney General Strange choice to appeal the decision is an understatement. I will not stand by and allow legislators to talk about ‘family values’ when they have affairs, and I know of many who are and have. I will call our elected officials who want to hide in the closet OUT,” Todd stated in her Facebook post over the weekend. […]

Hubbard issued a brief statement to AL.com in response to Todd’s Facebook post. “I consider Rep. Todd a friend, and we have always enjoyed a good and cordial relationship, so I am sorry that she is upset about my remarks,” Hubbard stated. “We do have a fundamental disagreement on allowing same sex marriages in Alabama, and I will continue to voice my opinion on this important social issue, just as I expect she will continue to voice hers, but we can disagree without being disagreeable.”

Todd said she believes public sentiment towards same-sex marriage in Alabama has changed significantly in the past few years. “The leadership needs to recognize that now,” she said.

Todd married her longtime partner Jennifer Clarke in Provincetown, Massachusetts in 2013. She is also the lead sponsor of an anti-discrimination bill protection LGBT Alabamians that is named after Apple CEO Tim Cook, a native of the state. 


Kyler Geoffroy

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Matt Palmer, LGBT Musician, Releases 'Break-Up'

Matt Palmer, LGBT Musician, Releases 'Break-Up'
This one is going to get stuck in your head for sure.

Matt Palmer is a pop/R&B musician whose EP “Stranger Than Fiction” served as his debut as an openly gay artist. The first track off of the EP, “Break-Up,” has just been released with it’s own video — and we love it!

The Huffington Post chatted with Palmer this week about “Break-Up” and his vision for the video.

The Huffington Post: What is your concept for “Break-Up”?
Matt Palmer: The concept was created by me and the director Ryan Bartley. The verses show my character’s actual reaction to getting broken up with in a public place while the choruses are essentially how he sees these memories. He’d like to think he stayed calm, cool and collected while his world crumbled around him but clearly — that’s not what happened!

Who is Matt Palmer as an artist?
I think of myself as a singer-songwriter at my core. While I love a polished, well-produced pop track more than anybody, all of my favorite songs can be played with just a piano and vocals and still hold up! I grew up listening to artists like Babyface, Mariah Carey and Michael Jackson, so I always try to write songs that really have emotional resonance like all of their work.

Many argue that R&B as a genre has historically been rooted in homophobia. How do you aim to combat it through your work?
I don’t know that I’d say R&B is rooted in that history, but I’m sure many R&B fans have listened to artists with homophobic or misogynistic points of view on their records. I think I combat that by writing autobiographical songs that people outside of my specific demographic can relate to. If someone with no experience with gay people likes my music and can relate to the lyrics, maybe they’ll see that we’re not all that different.

What does the future hold for Matt Palmer?
This year I want to do everything I can to get people to hear “Stranger Than Fiction”! I’m so proud of this collection of songs, and I am going to do my best to get people listening. I hope to play more live shows and start writing songs to pitch to other artists later this year.

Want to see more from Matt Palmer? Head here.

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Police Rush To Richard Simmons’ Mansion After Concerned Friend Fears The Worst

Police Rush To Richard Simmons’ Mansion After Concerned Friend Fears The Worst

Screen shot 2015-01-26 at 10.21.54 AMTwo LAPD officers showed up to Richard Simmons’ Hollywood Hills home Friday evening after a concerned friend contacted them fearing the Sweatin’ to the Oldies star was in trouble, TMZ reports.

The friend was worried because Simmons hasn’t been seen in almost a year. Afraid the fitness guru was being abused, he emailed the L.A. County D.A.’s Elder Abuse Unit. When officers showed up for a welfare check, Simmons answered the door. He was sporting a long tangly beard.

Police say the 66-year-old was very gracious and appeared to be in good health as he welcomed them into his mansion.

According to TMZ, Simmons went MIA about a year ago, shortly after appearing in this amazing online ad for Bumble Bee tuna. He cut himself off from his friends, stopped going into his Beverly Hills fitness studio, and hasn’t made any public appearances. Friends say this sort of behavior is not like him, and that there is no way Simmons would voluntarily shut himself off like this. They believe something sinister must be going on.

His manager, however, says Simmons is depressed over a knee injury and that’s why he hasn’t left the house.

Simmons told officers Friday that he was “exhausted” after living the past 30 years in the public eye. “I just want to spend time with myself,” he said. Then he added that he keeps in regular touch with the people who matter most to him.

And as for his fitness studio, “I’ve got people who run things. I don’t need to be there,” he said.

Police say Simmons was walking with a slight limp, which is “consistent with a knee injury.”

Here’s hoping he’s able to pull himself out of this funk.

Get well soon, Richard!

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Graham Gremore

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News: Emma Watson, Alabama, Sam Smith, Gay Guide to the Superbowl

News: Emma Watson, Alabama, Sam Smith, Gay Guide to the Superbowl

Road A lone dissenter disrupted the ordination of the Church of England’s first female bishop today, shouting that the concept of the ordination of women was “not in the bible.” 

Road Here’s the list of winners from last night’s Screen Actors Guild Award. 

FelipeRoad King Felipe VI of Spain has become the first European monarch to pose for the cover of a gay magazine

Road British news magazine The Week sounds off on why the SCOTUS same-sex marriage case this year won’t be the Roe v. Wade anti-gay activists hope it will be. “But the conviction that the fetus has dignity and rights that must be protected by the state against lethal violence did not vanish or even weaken prior to 1973, and it remains there today for millions of (other) Americans, bolstered by the most cogent anti-abortion arguments and abetted by the latest advances in ultrasound technology. That’s why abortion is still so polarizing and likely to remain so: because there are very strong publicly legitimate arguments on both sides of the issue. On gay marriage, there are no cogent arguments on the “anti” side. Which is why it is bound to be accepted by an overwhelming majority of Americans, and very soon. Even, I’d predict, by many of the traditionalist Christians who will persist (for a time) in rejecting the validity of such marriages in theological terms.”

Road Emma Watson has been cast as Belle in the upcoming live-action adaption of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast

Road Citing regulatory problems, Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper called the legalization of weed in his state a “bad idea”.

Road Sam Smith has agreed to fork over songwriting royalties to Tom Petty after Petty’s lawyers took notice of similarities between Smith’s “Stay With Me” and the 1989 classic “I Won’t Back Down”.

Road After whispers of health scares, Richard Simmons is reportedly doing alright.

Al1Road AL.com editorial board gives a ringing endorsement of marriage equality: “Some argue that when the Declaration and Constitution were written, the framers did not conceive that their notion of rights extended to gay men and women, and marriage. No doubt true. For many at that time, such thinking did not even extend to equality for America’s black citizens. But when America moved to right that wrong, Alabama stayed on the wrong side of history for too long (and our own 1901 state constitution purported to forbid interracial marriage until 2000, long after that had been rendered unenforceable by the Supreme Court.) Alabama should consider whether it wishes to be in that place again…”

Road Iowa Governor Terry Branstad was rushed to the hospital today after collapsing at an event in Johnston.  

Road The Daily Beast looks into the ongoing spat between LGBT advocates and religious folks over wedding cakes. 

Road A small drone crashed on the White House property this morning, with an investigation underway to determine its origin.

Road Mandy Moore has announced her split from husband Ryan Adams. 

PalladinoRoad Male model Monday: Nic Palladino

Road The gay guide to Super Bowl XLIX. 

Road Corrupt, anti-gay ex-Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell will remain free while his corruption case is on appeal. 

Road Openly gay Australian film director Dean Francis isn’t happy with his country’s slow progress on LGBT rights. “The thing that inspired us to make this film is that we still live in a very homophobic world and in terms of western countries we live in a particularly homophobic country…America will join the many other nations that have sanctioned gay marriage and we will once again be left behind and we are humiliated.”

Road Zachary Quinto will not be making a return to the rebooted Heroes Reborn TV series. 


Kyler Geoffroy

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