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30 tweets about gays<\/a> and walking fast that are categorically true<\/b><\/p>\n

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It\u2019s a scientific fact that gay<\/a> people walk faster than straight people.<\/p>\n

OK, OK, maybe it\u2019s not a\u00a0scientific\u00a0<\/em>fact, but it\u2019s definitely a #fact.<\/p>\n

Earlier this year, a petition<\/a> was launched in the U.K. asking parliament to consider installing \u201cgay<\/a> walking lanes\u201d specifically for queer people who, for whatever reason, are always in a hurry.<\/p>\n

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In June 2019 interview with GQ <\/em><\/a>, <\/em>psychologist Ian MacRae hypothesized that the correlation between homosexuality and walking fast had to do with a variety of factors all working in tandem.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe fastest walkers are men<\/a>, younger people, and people who live<\/a> in urban areas,\u201d MacRae said. \u201cSo already younger men<\/a> in cities are the fastest walkers\u2013perhaps gays<\/a> just have an edge on that?\u201d<\/p>\n

Honestly, we\u2019re not sure why gay<\/a> people walk so fast. And when paired with the fact that we\u2019re also always late to everything, the phenomenon becomes even more mysterious.<\/p>\n

And now, the tweets\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Person: Hey, can you slow down? You’re walking a little fast for me
Me, gay<\/a>: I’m sorry, no, I physically cannot<\/p>\n

\u2014 Just Another Human (@batteryisfixed) August 12, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

2.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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anxiety being gay<\/a>
?
walking too fast<\/p>\n

\u2014 macroaggressive (@thai_brows) April 25, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

3.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Gay Pride is being in a boot and still walking twice as fast as other people in the hallway.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Tom Robson???? (@ThomasMRobson) May 7, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

4.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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i\u2019m:<\/p>\n

?? gay<\/a> <\/p>\n

?? straight<\/p>\n

?? bisexual<\/a><\/p>\n

? Making my way downtown walking fast
faces pass and I’m homebound. pic.twitter.com\/VuWCvG1t32<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Tristan Adler (@Tristles) May 25, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

5.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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When Vanessa Carlton said \u201cMaking my way downtown, walking fast\u201d that was gay<\/a> pandering<\/p>\n

\u2014 Alex (@hellohubbard) September 25, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

6.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Gays walk fast until they practice their internalized homophobia at crosswalks. Move bitch I got brunch.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Casey Thibodaux (@casey_actually) August 4, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

7.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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i read on here that gays<\/a> walk fast for no reason and ever since then i\u2019ve realized how many people i pass when walking to my destinations. straight people walk SO slow omg.<\/p>\n

\u2014 jalen ? (@itsJalenB) October 18, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

8.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Spot the gay<\/a> people<\/p>\n

?????????????????????????
??????????????????????
?????????????????????????????<\/p>\n

Can\u2019t find them?<\/p>\n

That\u2019s because they all have an unnaturally fast walking pace and left these poor hets in the dust<\/p>\n

\u2014 Moira Rose\u2019s Wig Collection (@MoiraWig) December 15, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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We all know there are three things all gays<\/a> love: walking fast, iced coffee, and nuclear fission<\/p>\n

\u2014 Nico Brancolini (@NBrancolini) May 18, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

10.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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My dad The gays<\/a>
?
walking fast<\/p>\n

\u2014 160315 Yoongi (@pinchethot) October 26, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

11.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Gay culture is walking super fast along the edge of the sidewalk because you’re never too out to feel guilty about occupying space!<\/p>\n

\u2014 Adam Sass (@TheAdamSass) July 20, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

12.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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gays<\/a> on their way to class walking fast for no reason pic.twitter.com\/OrOvlWR2HL<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 noah (@icybuIIet) October 3, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

13.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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yes I am gay<\/a>
I drink iced coffee
I walk real fast
and I want to date my twin!<\/p>\n

\u2014 magical and universal otter of love (@some__fool) August 11, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

14.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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walking so fast my phone thought I was driving\u2026gay<\/a> things<\/p>\n

\u2014 jonathan (@cry_twombly) March 7, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

15.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Do gays<\/a> walk fast? Or do straights walk slow? That is the question. (Definitely the latter).<\/p>\n

\u2014 Sam Z. (@Samzman926) August 11, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

16.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Google Maps: It will take 17 minutes to walk to your destination. <\/p>\n

A gay<\/a> pedestrian: pic.twitter.com\/76yfEvTjnQ<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Chris Hanna (@Chris_Hanna) March 27, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

17.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Straight people, look behind you, chances are there’s a gay<\/a> person trying to get past because you’re moving at an extremely glacial pace<\/p>\n

\u2014 dejan (@heyDejan) March 8, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

18.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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It used to be cool to be a smart gay<\/a> who could flay people with insults about theory and rigorous historical knowledge, but now being gay<\/a> is just like using Instagram and walking fast.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Brandon (@blgtylr) July 23, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

19.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Overheard at a coffee shop: \u201cthe gays<\/a> will live<\/a> forever because they walk so fast\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2014 Lisa Humason (@Lisahumason) August 5, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

20.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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this is why gays<\/a> be walking so fast all the time pic.twitter.com\/eNJ1zRZthl<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 ???? (@maindancertae) August 5, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

21.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I walk so fast (gay<\/a>) normally that my Apple Watch doesn\u2019t even recognise I\u2019m walking when walking with slow (straight) walkers ???<\/p>\n

\u2014 mark the i\u2019m not gay<\/a> (@markimusbrutus) August 3, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

22.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Gays walk fast because they learned to walk to the beat of Womanizer by Britney Spears. pic.twitter.com\/jC1k6BRXSA<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Chill (@JozsefBocotan) March 30, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

23.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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being gay<\/a> means always walking fast but never going on runs<\/p>\n

\u2014 Billy Butler (@WilliamWButler) December 27, 2017<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

24.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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making my way downtown walking sonic fast, memes go past, and i’m gay<\/a> now pic.twitter.com\/76HaCbTkWN<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 maxie | st3 ?.*? (@gothmcloughlin) February 16, 2016<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

25.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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We all know the thing about gay<\/a> men<\/a> walking fast, but are we also all speediest at using cash machines? I demand someone commissions a study.<\/p>\n

\u2014 James Goss (@gossjam) August 5, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

26.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ay any university wanna throw me an honorary degree in the things I do best??<\/p>\n

They are:
-Telling twenty stories to get to one point.
-Walking fast to gay<\/a> house music.
-Oral
-Staring at stuff in my apartment and imagining being productive.
-Drinking cocktails alone.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Petty Mayonnaise (@ConstantFail) May 24, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

27.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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str*ight ppl that move out of the way when they hear fast walking gay<\/a> ppl are the greatest allies alive<\/p>\n

\u2014 HitmonVers ? (@MilkmanNick) March 19, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

28.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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google maps: \u201c12 minute walk\u201d<\/p>\n

yoonmo (gay<\/a>, caffeinated): \u201c8 minute walk\u201d t.co\/HRS3jLTox8<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 ##masie?~ (@kosmicminjoon) July 31, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

29.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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gays<\/a> sit down and instantly put their feet up on something because we\u2019re so tired from all the fast walking<\/p>\n

\u2014 shauntay (@shauntae_stay) September 16, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

30.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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gays<\/a> always brag about walking fast and yet we\u2019re all always 10 minutes late to work<\/p>\n

\u2014 ? z ninetales ? (@Z_ninetales) July 6, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Related: 30 tweets about gays and iced coffee that are absolutely 100% accurate<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\n<\/a> <\/a>\n<\/div>\n

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