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Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week<\/b>
\nThe iPhone 6 was officially announced<\/a> to the world this week and Internet pandemonium predictably followed. While all of the updated gadgets are very appealing<\/a>, Veronica de Souza<\/a> pointed out the iPhone 6’s best hypothetical feature: “The main difference between the iPhone 6 and the 6 plus is that the 6 plus makes it possible for you to go pee without getting up.” Ordering now.<\/p>\n

Barbara Holm<\/a> also hypothesized some magical new iPhone features: “The new I-Phone can tell you whether or not your parents really wanted you.” Wait, really?<\/p>\n

For more great tweets from women<\/a>, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women<\/a> page for our past collections.<\/p>\n

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I think the most uttered phrase in parking garages is, “F-ing Mini.”<\/p>\n

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) September 6, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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How’s Kate Middleton gonna get thru the next 9 months without her mid-afternoon glass of white wine and late afternoon glass of white wine??<\/p>\n

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) September 8, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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She is best known for her signature dance, the Spilled Coffee On A Freshly Dry-Cleaned Top Tango.<\/p>\n

— kase!! (@worstkase) September 8, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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What does it say about me that more than one person texted me this morning to tell me that Kate Middleton is pregnant?<\/p>\n

— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) September 8, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I was worried I was bothering my roommate by playing Belle and Sebastian too loudly but then I remembered she went to a liberal arts college<\/p>\n

— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) September 9, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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The main difference between the iPhone 6 and the 6 plus is that the 6 plus makes it possible for you to go pee without getting up<\/p>\n

— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) September 12, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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*beer bongs coffee*<\/p>\n

— Monica Ann (@Monicann86) September 9, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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The time of year when my legs get sentimental. “We’re really gonna miss you, outside. You’re so much cooler than our other friend, tights.”<\/p>\n

— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) September 9, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of subtweets.<\/p>\n

— Rachel Feltman (@RachelFeltman) September 9, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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The new I-Phone can tell you whether or not your parents really wanted you<\/p>\n

— Barbara Holm (@barbara_holm) September 9, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I don’t care what the new Apple products are as long as they still make me feel more important than others.<\/p>\n

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) September 9, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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When I say I’m bad at taking compliments it means I want you to keep complimenting me so I can practice and get good at it.<\/p>\n

— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) September 9, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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A five second rule for when I wave you into my lane.<\/p>\n

— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 10, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Today is our office team-building picnic w\/ tug-of-war & dodgeball. So if ya need me I’ll be on the bathroom floor having middle school PTSD<\/p>\n

— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) September 10, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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My coffee intake cannot comprehend what you are saying.<\/p>\n

— KMD (@KMDrunner) September 10, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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CONFESSION: Sometimes I’ll casually leave a Tampax Ultra wrapper lying out so people will know how big I am. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

— Diablo Cody (@diablocody) September 10, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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The way I see it, oral surgeons are just regular people who are licensed to stab you in the mouth with no legal repercussions<\/p>\n

— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) September 12, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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If a patriarchy runs the world, I don’t see why you guys<\/a> still have to wear ties.<\/p>\n

— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) September 12, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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