Said Meyers: \u201cSo for once, I\u2019m gonna say let\u2019s not take a closer look.\u00a0That\u2019s a joke about the news.\u00a0You might be saying, \u2018How dare you make a joke about a penis<\/a> looking like a video<\/a> game character.\u2019 That\u2019s the f**king news right now. My head\u2019s not in the gutter. It\u2019s in the news, which is in the gutter.\u201d<\/p>\n Jimmy Kimmel also took note of the excerpts.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Said Kimmel: \u201cShe describes Trump\u2019s penis<\/a> as \u2018smaller than average,\u2019 but admitted that she was impressed that it had his name embossed in gold on it.\u201d<\/p>\n After reading the excerpt, Kimmel declared, \u201cAnd just like that, I will not eat a mushroom or play a video<\/a> game ever again\u2026I can\u2019t wait for a reporter to ask\u00a0Sarah Huckabee Sanders\u00a0to deny that. Because that\u2019s going to be magic.\u201d<\/p>\n James Corden scolded Daniels for not knowing the name of the Mario Kart character:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Said Corden, reading the excerpt: \u201cShe does not hold back\u2026Now listen, no matter what your politics are that\u2019s just disrespectful.\u00a0He\u2019s not the \u2018mushroom character\u2019 from Mario Kart. His name is Toad\u2026This is awful. It\u2019s not enough that Trump has ruined reality for most of us. He\u2019s also ruined video<\/a> games\u2026She\u2019s comparing his genitals to a video<\/a> game character. This all makes sense when you consider the president\u2019s balls look like Wario\u2019s<\/a> chin.\u201d<\/p>\n Corden then mocked Trump\u2019s \u201cyeti pubes.\u201d \u2013 \u201cLet\u2019s be honest, that sounds more like President Bush.\u201d<\/p>\n And Jimmy Fallon couldn\u2019t hold back.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Said Fallon, who had a hard time talking about Trump\u2019s tower: \u201cIn the new Mario Kart, Toad collects gold coins and uses them as hush money.\u201d<\/p>\n The post Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden, and Jimmy Fallon Tee Up Jokes About Trump\u2019s \u2018Mario Kart\u2019 Junk: WATCH<\/a> appeared first on Towleroad Gay News<\/a>.<\/p>\n