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<\/p>\nStephen Colbert Mocks Trump and Hannity Bedtime Talk: \u2018They\u2019re the Gayle and Oprah of Angry Old White Men\u2019 \u2013 WATCH<\/b>
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Stephen Colbert mercilessly mocked yesterday\u2019s news that Donald Trump and Sean Hannity talk on the phone every night at bed time.<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re like the Gayle and Oprah of angry old white men<\/a>,\u201d said Colbert, pretending to get on the phone. \u201cSean, what are you wearing? I\u2019m wearing nothing but a cheeseburger wrapper. I\u2019ll never get the smell of onions out now.\u201d<\/p>\n Snarled Colbert: \u201cSo what do these lovable old codgers talk about? Apparently they alternate between discussing the \u2018witch hunt\u2019 and gabbing like old girlfriends<\/a> about media gossip and whose show sucks.\u201d<\/p>\n Colbert explained that because Trump doesn\u2019t sleep with Melania, he has no one to decompress with at night, so he goes to Hannity.<\/p>\n And other news shows make Trump grumpy, so his news diet is \u201ca complete dosage of FOX.\u201d<\/p>\n Quipped Colbert: \u201cSide effects may include decreased worldview, verbal diarrhea, and Lou Dobbs disease. Remember, if your Tucker Carlson lasts for more than four hours, he\u2019s a dick<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n The post Stephen Colbert Mocks Trump and Hannity Bedtime Talk: \u2018They\u2019re the Gayle and Oprah of Angry Old White Men\u2019 \u2013 WATCH<\/a> appeared first on Towleroad<\/a>.<\/p>\n