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<\/p>\nMichelle Wolf Tears Apart the Trump Administration in Searing White House Correspondents\u2019 Dinner Speech: WATCH<\/b>
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Comedian Michelle Wolf delivered a searing, risque monologue at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington D.C. last night, skewering everyone from Jake Tapper to Megyn Kelly but eviscerating Donald Trump, his family, and his staff.<\/p>\n
\u201cAll right, this has been long,\u201d Wolf said, beginning her remarks. \u201cHere we are at the White House Correspondents\u2019 Dinner. Like a porn star says with a Trump, \u2018Let\u2019s get this over with.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
Trump was not there.<\/p>\n
Remarked Wolf:\u00a0\u201cI would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the President of the United States is the one pussy<\/a> you\u2019re not allowed to grab.\u201d<\/p>\n But Sarah Huckabee Sanders was there, and sat on stage absorbing Wolf\u2019s speech.<\/p>\n \u201cI loved you as Aunt Lydia in \u2018A Handmaid\u2019s Tale,’\u201d Wolf said, referring to a character who has been described as<\/a> \u201d\u00a0the calculatingly cruel mistress of the Red Center, is the horrifying pinnacle of lawful evil: a true believer who has convinced herself that her obsession with control, in ways that are often both physically and psychologically torturous, is for the greater good.\u201d<\/p>\n Added Wolf:\u00a0\u201cEvery time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited.\u00a0I\u2019m not really sure what we\u2019re going to get, you know? A press briefing, a bunch of lies or divided into softball teams. \u2018It\u2019s shirts and skins, and this time don\u2019t be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta.’\u201d<\/p>\n She continued: \u201cI actually really like Sarah. I think she\u2019s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she\u2019s born with it, maybe it\u2019s lies. It\u2019s probably lies..\u201d<\/p>\n Of the vice president, she said: \u201cMike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn\u2019t gay<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n She added: \u201cHe thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don\u2019t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it\u2019s the one you got for your secret mistress.\u201d<\/p>\n Of Ivanka, she said: \u201cShe was supposed to be an advocate for women<\/a>, but it turns out she\u2019s about as helpful to women<\/a> as an empty box of tampons. She\u2019s done nothing to satisfy women<\/a>. So I guess, like father like daughter\u2026.She does clean up nice, though. Ivanka cleans up nice. She\u2019s the diaper genie of the administration. On the outside she looks sleek, but the inside, it\u2019s still full of sh*t.\u201d<\/p>\n Of Kellyanne Conway, Wolf said: \u201cMan, she has the perfect name for what she does. Conway. It\u2019s like if my last name was Michelle tells-jokes-frizzy-hair-small-tits<\/a>\u2026ou guys<\/a> have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don\u2019t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I\u2019m not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck. Stuck under a tree.\u201d<\/p>\n Trump tweeted about the dinner on Sunday morning: \u201cWhile Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn\u2019t work. Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust\u2026the so-called comedian really \u201cbombed.\u201d While Washington, Michigan, was a big success, Washington, D.C., just didn\u2019t work. Everyone is talking about the fact that the White House Correspondents Dinner was a very big, boring bust\u2026the so-called comedian really \u201cbombed.\u201d @greggutfeld<\/a> should host next year! @PeteHegseth<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 29, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was infuriated.<\/p>\n Spicer told The Guardian<\/em><\/a>: \u201cIt was absolutely disgusting. The idea that people clapped at that. It\u2019s one thing to celebrate the first amendment but that, tonight, was one of the most disgusting and deplorable things I\u2019ve ever heard in my life. The language, the references were way over the line\u2026The idea that viewers at home listened to that. I think they have a very distorted view for what the first amendment\u2019s all about. There are a lot of reporters on that dais that brought her here that should answer for that.\u201d<\/p>\n Thank you! t.co\/0Nsx5ZBj8c<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 29, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Watch:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n The post Michelle Wolf Tears Apart the Trump Administration in Searing White House Correspondents\u2019 Dinner Speech: WATCH<\/a> appeared first on Towleroad<\/a>.<\/p>\n@<\/s>greggutfeld<\/b><\/a> should host next year! @<\/s>PeteHegseth<\/b><\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n\n
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