{"id":64560,"date":"2018-02-16T06:30:53","date_gmt":"2018-02-16T11:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/there-are-fairies-in-my-berries\/"},"modified":"2018-02-16T06:30:53","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T11:30:53","slug":"there-are-fairies-in-my-berries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/there-are-fairies-in-my-berries\/","title":{"rendered":"There Are Fairies In My Berries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>There Are Fairies In My Berries<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/julieb85\/\">Julie Bracken<\/a> posted a photo:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/julieb85\/39400180355\/\" title=\"There Are Fairies In My Berries\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.staticflickr.com\/4742\/39400180355_e161e90bc4_m.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" alt=\"There Are Fairies In My Berries\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are fairies in my berries,<br \/>\nAnd they\u2019re wearing <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/?mp_code=akftr\">women<\/a>\u2019s clothes<br \/>\nThat are frilly and look silly<br \/>\nLike Aunt Sally\u2019s panty hose.<\/p>\n<p>Just like ferrets seeking carrots,<br \/>\nThey are poking all around<br \/>\nMy potatoes and tomatoes,<br \/>\nAnd are rolling on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>They are prancing and are dancing<br \/>\nAnd are waving magic wands<br \/>\nAt each other, like my mother,<br \/>\nOne\u2019s a red-head, two are blondes,<\/p>\n<p>Who are panting while they\u2019re granting<br \/>\nWishes that are really weird<br \/>\nTo a hairy looking fairy<br \/>\nWith a mustache and a beard.<\/p>\n<p>Who is dressed up like a messed up<br \/>\nNaughty version of a nurse,<br \/>\nWith great numbers of cucumbers<br \/>\nThat are packed inside his purse.<\/p>\n<p>They are winking and I\u2019m thinking,<br \/>\nSince they\u2019re taking off their tops,<br \/>\nAnd are giggling while they\u2019re wiggling,<br \/>\nThat I better <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=grq0&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">call<\/a> the cops.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cause there\u2019s fairies in my berries,<br \/>\nDoing things that are uncouth,<br \/>\nActing queerly and quite clearly,<br \/>\nThey aren\u2019t looking for a tooth.<\/p>\n<p>Makeup and styling by the talented Kelayla of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.transvista.co.uk\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">www.transvista.co.uk\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>DSC09988<br \/>\n9 Feb 18<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/julieb85\/39400180355\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/4742\/39400180355_e161e90bc4.jpg\" alt=\"There Are Fairies In My Berries\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There Are Fairies In My Berries Julie Bracken posted a photo: There are fairies in my berries, And they\u2019re wearing <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/?mp_code=akftr\">women<\/a>\u2019s clothes That are frilly and look silly Like Aunt Sally\u2019s panty hose. Just like ferrets seeking carrots, They are poking all around My potatoes and tomatoes, And are rolling on the ground. They are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/there-are-fairies-in-my-berries\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">There Are Fairies In My Berries<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2466,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>There Are Fairies In My Berries - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/there-are-fairies-in-my-berries\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"There Are Fairies In My Berries - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"There Are Fairies In My Berries Julie Bracken posted a photo: There are fairies in my berries, And they\u2019re wearing women\u2019s clothes That are frilly and look silly Like Aunt Sally\u2019s panty hose. 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