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<\/p>\nSNL \u2018Weekend Update\u2019 Rips Illiterate Liar Trump and \u201940-Year-Old Virgin\u2019 Devin Nunes Over Memo<\/b>
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SNL\u2019s Weekend Update ripped House Intelligence Committee chair Devin Nunes and the \u201ccherry-picked\u201d memo he prepared for lying president Donald Trump.<\/p>\n
\u201cPresident Trump authorized the release of a memo that claims the FBI improperly spied on his campaign despite warnings from the FBI and the DOJ that the memo was inaccurate,\u201d reported Colin Jost, showing a well-known photo of fat Trump playing tennis. \u201cBecause if anyone\u2019s concerned with accuracy, it\u2019s Mr. 239 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jost continued:<\/p>\n
\u201cThis memo came from 40-year-old virgin Devin Nunes, who is chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. I\u2019ve got to say, I don\u2019t really trust this guy<\/a> to untangle a vast conspiracy. I wouldn\u2019t really trust him to untangle a pair of headphones. Now I\u2019m trying to put myself in his shoes, and it\u2019s pretty easy because his shoes are Velcro. But I don\u2019t really understand how any of this is important, so I\u2019m just going to treat this memo like every other memo I\u2019ve received at work and completely ignore it. At this point, if you actually want to get my attention, the bar is set at \u2018Porn star spanks president with magazine.\u2019 Also, this is a four-page memo that just cherry-picks information from a FISA document that\u2019s like 50 or 60 pages long. It\u2019s like when you see a blurb for Transformers 5<\/em>, and it says, \u2018It blew my mind,\u2019 when the full quote is, \u2018It blew my mind that God allowed this.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n Michael Che interjected: \u201cFirst of all, you know damn well Donald Trump didn\u2019t read this memo. It\u2019s four pages long. And the only time Donald Trump reads four pages in a row is when he\u2019s ordering breakfast.\u201d<\/p>\n Later the hosts, were joined by\u00a0Brigitte Bardot (Kate McKinnon) and Catherine Deneuve (Cecily Strong) to discuss the #MeToo movement.<\/p>\n The post SNL \u2018Weekend Update\u2019 Rips Illiterate Liar Trump and \u201940-Year-Old Virgin\u2019 Devin Nunes Over Memo<\/a> appeared first on Towleroad<\/a>.<\/p>\n