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Samantha Bee Takes Jeff Sessions\u2019 \u2018Aw Shucks\u2019 Testimony to Town: WATCH<\/b><\/p>\n

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Samantha Bee was fired up last night over the Jeff Sessions hearing before the Senate Intelligence Committee earlier this week.<\/p>\n

\u201cThese hearings are going to outlast my will to live<\/a>!\u201d, Bee exclaimed at the end of a breathless analysis of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III \u201caw shucks\u201d failure to remember anything<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Bee saved her heaviest fire for a look at grilling from Senator Kamala Harris, who was shut down by the white male<\/a> members of the panel for the second week in a row.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe folksy prevarication elf had just drawled us all into a coma when we were suddenly jolted awake by a fast-talking lady<\/a> lawyer!\u201d, said Bee.<\/p>\n

Harris began her questioning, which startled Sessions, who said, \u201cI\u2019m not able to be rushed this fast. It makes me nervous.\u201d<\/p>\n

Quipped Bee: \u201cAwwwww. Senator Harris! Look what you did. You have to understand that about a third of Jeff\u2019s RAM is dedicated to not saying the N-word, which just slows the whole system down. And that goes up to two-thirds when a smart woman<\/a> of color is lobbing questions at him like a tennis ball launcher.\u201d<\/p>\n

And then Harris was rudely interrupted by John McCain.<\/p>\n

Blasted Bee: \u201cGet out of her yard! It\u2019s almost like McCain went to Chairman Burr and was like, \u2018hey, do you want me to sit in so I can keep Kamala under control? Also, I\u2019m gonna be trippin\u2019 balls on something. Hope that\u2019s cool!\u201d<\/p>\n

And Bee also went off on CNN Trump-bot Jason Miller and his analysis of \u201chysterical\u201d Harris: \u201cOh f**k off, you goateed tomato emoji!\u201d<\/p>\n

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