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<\/a><\/p>\nSamantha Bee took on Trump\u2019s golden showers story last night and admitted that \u201cthe only verifiable thing about this report is how much joy it gave me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s a high probability this story is bullshit,\u201d she adds, \u201cbut the fact that it\u2019s plausible bullshit is a terrifying statement about what our nation has come to.\u201d<\/p>\n
RELATED:\u00a0Russia Has \u2018Compromising\u2019 Personal and Financial Info on Trump, Says Dossier Circulated by Top Govt Officials<\/a><\/em><\/h2>\nShe\u2019s also finding one thing a bit fishy about the claim that he paid\u00a0to watch prostitutes pee on each other.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh bulls**t, like we\u2019re supposed to believe that Trump has started paying people who work for him?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bee also calls<\/a> out Brian Williams for \u201ctaking a trip to euphemism town\u201d by describing Tuesday night as \u201cone of those moments in American politics\u2026a confluence of events.\u201d<\/p>\nReplies Bee:<\/p>\n
\u201cJust one of those classic moments where the first Black president gives a farewell speech while the next president watches two chicks piss on a bed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bee then went on to take apart Trump\u2019s\u00a0past obsessions with peeing and bathroom shaming (remember Hillary Clinton\u2019s trip to the bathroom during the debate?) as well as Trump\u2019s circus of a press conference in which he brought out his \u201cdumbass prop table\u201d again.<\/p>\n
Bee concludes, \u201cWe can only hope the incontinent sex<\/a> worker frosting draws attention to the report\u2019s less delicious details about Russia manipulating our president. After all, as the old Disney song goes, \u2018A spoonful of hooker urine helps the treason claims go down.’\u201d<\/p>\nWatch:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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Replies Bee:<\/p>\n
\u201cJust one of those classic moments where the first Black president gives a farewell speech while the next president watches two chicks piss on a bed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bee then went on to take apart Trump\u2019s\u00a0past obsessions with peeing and bathroom shaming (remember Hillary Clinton\u2019s trip to the bathroom during the debate?) as well as Trump\u2019s circus of a press conference in which he brought out his \u201cdumbass prop table\u201d again.<\/p>\n
Bee concludes, \u201cWe can only hope the incontinent sex<\/a> worker frosting draws attention to the report\u2019s less delicious details about Russia manipulating our president. After all, as the old Disney song goes, \u2018A spoonful of hooker urine helps the treason claims go down.’\u201d<\/p>\n Watch:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n The post Samantha Bee\u2019s Report on Trump\u2019s Obsession with Watersports is Golden: WATCH<\/a> appeared first on Towleroad<\/a>.<\/p>\n