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John Oliver Is Jealous Birds Get To Fly South for the Winter \u2013 WATCH\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

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While John Oliver’s show Last Week Tonight<\/em> is still on hiatus, he shared a web exclusive on Sunday to talk about a very serious subject: birds.<\/p>\n

Now that fall is officially on its way, Oliver has a message for all the birds flying south for the winter: “F*ck you, birds. I hope you never come back.”<\/p>\n

Oliver ripped into what he called “disgusting sky mice” who are just “a sh*tty sequel to the dinosaurs.” He called ostriches “first draft flamingoes”, hummingbirds, “obese bees in need of a nose job,” and penguins–actually he has no problem with penguins, because who can be angry at a penguin?<\/p>\n

Said Oliver to the birds, “enjoy your tropical getaways while the rest of us face the frigid torment of winter and I hope each and every one of you flies into a wind turbine on your way north next spring.”<\/p>\n

Watch, below.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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