{"id":41578,"date":"2016-07-21T16:20:59","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T20:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/ted-cruz-and-honey-badger-dont-care-gop-convention-recap-day-3\/"},"modified":"2016-07-21T16:20:59","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T20:20:59","slug":"ted-cruz-and-honey-badger-dont-care-gop-convention-recap-day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/ted-cruz-and-honey-badger-dont-care-gop-convention-recap-day-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Ted Cruz \u2014 and Honey Badger \u2014\u00a0Don\u2019t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ted Cruz \u2014 and Honey Badger \u2014\u00a0Don\u2019t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3<\/b><\/p>\n<h6><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Donald-Night-3.jpg?resize=740%2C555\" alt=\"Donald Night 3 convention recap\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Donald-Night-3.jpg?resize=1024%2C768 1024w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Donald-Night-3.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Donald-Night-3.jpg?resize=768%2C576 768w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Donald-Night-3.jpg?w=1200 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\">Convention Recap, Day 3<\/h6>\n<p>There&rsquo;s nothing like Loser Night.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Cruz, channeling&nbsp;that&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg\">crazy nastyass Honey Badger<\/a>, ripped Trump a &ldquo;constitutional conscience&rdquo;&nbsp;right up his diaper-soft Pence-poof posterior.<\/p>\n<p>Teddy&nbsp;Cruz don&rsquo;t care. He&rsquo;ll take Donald&nbsp;the&nbsp;King&rsquo;s Cobra&nbsp;poisonous stings, retreat for&nbsp;a snooze&mdash; then come&nbsp;right back&nbsp;and EAT DONALD ALIVE like it was nothing.<\/p>\n<p>You go ahead and watch that great <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> animal <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=grq0&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">video<\/a> again&mdash; I promise, you&rsquo;re watching the&nbsp;film of the future.<\/p>\n<p>This was supposed to be Happy Loser Night. Newt Gingrich wanted to sign you up for one of his Great Mansplaining Courses. Scott Walker shouted at the wind. Marco phoned in his &ldquo;Hey Girl!&rdquo; via <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=grq0&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">video<\/a>. Why wasn&rsquo;t Rubio&nbsp;there in person? <em>&ldquo;Something came up!&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/em>There&rsquo;s a Marcia Brady in every GOP presidential race, and Marco has her nailed.<\/p>\n<p>Aside from Cruz, all the action was in the Royal Box last night, where the Trump Dynasty is seated on velvet cushions&nbsp;in order of favor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13730564_10153672125116641_546568937_oa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13730564_10153672125116641_546568937_oa.jpg?resize=371%2C263\" alt=\"gop convention recap\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13730564_10153672125116641_546568937_oa.jpg?w=603 603w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.towleroad.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13730564_10153672125116641_546568937_oa.jpg?resize=300%2C212 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 371px) 100vw, 371px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The expressions on their faces throughout the evening more riveting than anything on stage. Watch Donnie&nbsp;Jr.&nbsp;scowl and pout through his little brother Eric&rsquo;s &ldquo;Ode To Daddy.&rdquo; No one&rsquo;s going to accuse Baby E of plagiarism, because his entire homage consisted of, &ldquo;I love you, I love you, so, so, so, so much!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Tiffany squirmed like a gassy kitten, her face a putty of <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">teenage<\/a> alienation. She sat&nbsp;next to implacable Ivanka who spoke volumes to her half-sister with one cold shoulder: &ldquo;If you pick your nose in front of the <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=grq0&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">cameras<\/a> I will kill you where you lie.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Ivanka had a cell phone she used with diamond&nbsp;precision. When Cruz made it clear he wasn&rsquo;t going to kiss the ring, she made <em>one<\/em> <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=grq0&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">call<\/a>&mdash; and the mini-riot on the convention floor was the next thing we viewed&nbsp;on-<a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=grq0&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">camera<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The Donald charged into the fray,&nbsp;urging on the maddened crowd, giving both&nbsp;thumbs up, the louder the Coliseum roared&nbsp; for Ted&rsquo;s head. All that was missing was gladiator sandals&mdash; Charlton Heston&rsquo;s disappeared in Pam Bondi&rsquo;s gift bag.<\/p>\n<p>Viewers at home didn&rsquo;t even see the end of Cruz&rsquo;s speech because the wrestling arena turned all <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=grq0&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">cameras<\/a> to Donald the Hulk. His Stepford receiving line rose&nbsp;to greet him again. Trump&nbsp;WILL dominate you! He has blonde dragons!<\/p>\n<p>Trump was supposedly on hand Night 3 to introduce his vice-presidential running mate&hellip; What&rsquo;s his name again? Gov. Mike Pence, how could we forget!<\/p>\n<p>Back when Mike Pence was trying to take AIDS funds and allocate them to <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> conversion therapy, he WAS somebody. Back when Pence told Indiana <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/?mp_code=akftr\">women<\/a> they&rsquo;d never escape forced birth as long as he was around to inspect their sinful vaginas, Pence actually <em>made<\/em> the news. He had dreams, he had delusions of God&rsquo;s Chosen People&mdash; his wife and family.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that is OVER.<\/p>\n<p>There&rsquo;s no one like Trump to perform&nbsp;<em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kiss_of_death_(mafia)\">Il bacio della&nbsp;morte<\/a>,<\/em>&nbsp;reducing his victims&nbsp;to a state of panic while&nbsp;they do&nbsp;anything to save their lives. God will have little to&nbsp;do with it.<\/p>\n<p>Donald interrupted Pence last night to put his hands on the grey <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">man<\/a>&rsquo;s&nbsp;shoulders, tower over him in height, and give him the biggest Roman Air Kiss of the Damned that we&rsquo;ve seen since <em>I, Claudius. <\/em>&ldquo;See what I did to Ted Cruz tonight? I could do that to you in my sleep.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>But Honey Badger&nbsp;don&rsquo;t give a shit. It&nbsp;won&rsquo;t be the last we see of Mr. Cruz.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Susie Bright will be tweeting for Towleroad&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tlrd\" target=\"_blank\">@TLRD<\/a>&nbsp;tonight in prime time during the GOP Convention.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Illustration by Jon Bailiff<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.towleroad.com\/2016\/07\/gop-convention-recap-day-3\/\">Ted Cruz &mdash; and Honey Badger &mdash;&nbsp;Don&rsquo;t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3<\/a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.towleroad.com\/\">Towleroad<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.towleroad.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?a=y2GcTZzJAKg:uPnudSoI_eQ:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.towleroad.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?a=y2GcTZzJAKg:uPnudSoI_eQ:I9og5sOYxJI\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?d=I9og5sOYxJI\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.towleroad.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?a=y2GcTZzJAKg:uPnudSoI_eQ:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.towleroad.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?a=y2GcTZzJAKg:uPnudSoI_eQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?i=y2GcTZzJAKg:uPnudSoI_eQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.towleroad.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?a=y2GcTZzJAKg:uPnudSoI_eQ:cGdyc7Q-1BI\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?d=cGdyc7Q-1BI\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.towleroad.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?a=y2GcTZzJAKg:uPnudSoI_eQ:YwkR-u9nhCs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/towleroad\/feed?d=YwkR-u9nhCs\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/towleroad\/feed\/~4\/y2GcTZzJAKg\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.towleroad.com\/~r\/towleroad\/feed\/~3\/y2GcTZzJAKg\/\" class=\"autohyperlink\">feeds.towleroad.com\/~r\/towleroad\/feed\/~3\/y2GcTZzJAKg\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ted Cruz \u2014 and Honey Badger \u2014\u00a0Don\u2019t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3 Convention Recap, Day 3 There&rsquo;s nothing like Loser Night. Ted Cruz, channeling&nbsp;that&nbsp;crazy nastyass Honey Badger, ripped Trump a &ldquo;constitutional conscience&rdquo;&nbsp;right up his diaper-soft Pence-poof posterior. Teddy&nbsp;Cruz don&rsquo;t care. He&rsquo;ll take Donald&nbsp;the&nbsp;King&rsquo;s Cobra&nbsp;poisonous stings, retreat for&nbsp;a snooze&mdash; then come&nbsp;right back&nbsp;and EAT DONALD ALIVE &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/ted-cruz-and-honey-badger-dont-care-gop-convention-recap-day-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ted Cruz \u2014 and Honey Badger \u2014\u00a0Don\u2019t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2466,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Ted Cruz \u2014 and Honey Badger \u2014\u00a0Don\u2019t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3 - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/ted-cruz-and-honey-badger-dont-care-gop-convention-recap-day-3\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ted Cruz \u2014 and Honey Badger \u2014\u00a0Don\u2019t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3 - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ted Cruz \u2014 and Honey Badger \u2014\u00a0Don\u2019t Care: GOP Convention Recap, Day 3 Convention Recap, Day 3 There&rsquo;s nothing like Loser Night. 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