{"id":25714,"date":"2015-09-25T14:05:33","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T18:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/whats-it-like-to-have-sex-with-morrissey-his-new-novel-suggests-its-probably-awful\/"},"modified":"2015-09-25T14:05:33","modified_gmt":"2015-09-25T18:05:33","slug":"whats-it-like-to-have-sex-with-morrissey-his-new-novel-suggests-its-probably-awful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/whats-it-like-to-have-sex-with-morrissey-his-new-novel-suggests-its-probably-awful\/","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s It Like To Have Sex With Morrissey? His New Novel Suggests It\u2019s Probably Awful."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>What\u2019s It Like To Have Sex With Morrissey? His New Novel Suggests It\u2019s Probably Awful.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp\/docs\/2015\/09\/morrisey_smootch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp\/docs\/2015\/09\/morrisey_smootch-360x270.jpg\" alt=\"morrisey_smootch\" width=\"360\" height=\"270\"><\/a>Asexual, er, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/morrissey-denies-that-hes-gayclaims-hes-a-humasexual-20131021\" target=\"_blank\">humasexual<\/a><\/em>&nbsp;rocker <a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/?s=morrissey\" target=\"_blank\">Morrissey<\/a> has just released his debut novel,&nbsp;<em>List of the Lost, <\/em>in the U.K.&nbsp;and according to just about everyone, it&rsquo;s&nbsp;terrible. Like, <em>really<\/em> terrible.<\/p>\n<p>The 118-page novel is set Boston in the&nbsp;1970s and tells the story&nbsp;of a relay&nbsp;team accidentally murders a demon named Fetch who, in turn, places a curse on them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Related:&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/morrissey-tsa-at-san-francisco-airport-groped-my-penis-and-testicles-20150730\">Morrissey: TSA At San Francisco Airport &ldquo;Groped My Penis And Testicles&rdquo;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Littered with&nbsp;typos and grammatical errors,&nbsp;<em>List of the Lost&nbsp;<\/em>is getting slammed by critics, who have labeled it &ldquo;an unpolished turd of a book&rdquo; and a &ldquo;bizarre, misogynistic ramble.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>But it&rsquo;s the novels depiction of <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a> that&nbsp;seems to be&nbsp;getting the most attention.<\/p>\n<p>Reviewer&nbsp;Michael Hann&nbsp;from <em>The&nbsp;<\/em><em>Guardian&nbsp;<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/music\/musicblog\/2015\/sep\/24\/morrissey-what-we-learned-about-him-from-list-of-the-lost?CMP=fb_gu\" target=\"_blank\">writes<\/a>&nbsp;that Morrissey&rsquo;s &ldquo;attitudes towards <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a> remains odd: it is associated with death, for one thing. It seems to be predatory: older <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">men<\/a> feed upon the young.&rdquo; Meanwhile,&nbsp;Jessica Winter over at&nbsp;<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/xx_factor\/2015\/09\/24\/morrissey_list_of_the_lost_sex_scene_it_raises_profound_questions.html\" target=\"_blank\">Slate<\/a><\/em> wonders: &ldquo;Has Morrissey ever had <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a>?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Here&rsquo;s the&nbsp;passage they are referring to:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza&rsquo;s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra&rsquo;s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza&rsquo;s body except for the otherwise central zone.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Twitter hasn&rsquo;t been kind to Morrissey&rsquo;s first foray into fiction either. Here&rsquo;s what people have been saying there:<\/p>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&ldquo;Hello? Morrissey? Right, well&hellip; I&rsquo;ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that EVERYONE&rsquo;S talking about your book&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Pete Paphides (@petepaphides) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/petepaphides\/status\/646950297588338688\">September 24, 2015<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>So, ah, Morrissey&rsquo;s novel sounds, um, flawed? Or work of comic genius. Hard to tell. Extracts are hilarious. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/eA5EssfDCK\">t.co\/eA5EssfDCK<\/a> &mdash; Tracey Thorn (@tracey_thorn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tracey_thorn\/status\/646941054814568448\">September 24, 2015<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>The more I think about it, &ldquo;bulbous salutation&rdquo; is actually brilliant. I&rsquo;m going to introduce it to the day&rsquo;s otherwise central zone. &mdash; Sten (@earthboundboy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/earthboundboy\/status\/646949359800745984\">September 24, 2015<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>I wish Morrissey cared as much about trees as he does animals- he might have thought twice about writing his new novel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/listofthelost?src=hash\">#listofthelost<\/a> &mdash; Sarfraz Manzoor (@sarfrazmanzoor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarfrazmanzoor\/status\/646970548564705280\">September 24, 2015<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>\nThis is precisely why I stopped sexting with Morrissey. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BulbousSalutation?src=hash\">#BulbousSalutation<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; David Jack (@DamJef) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DamJef\/status\/646941843784138752\">September 24, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ouch.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Related:&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/morrissey-denies-that-hes-gayclaims-hes-a-humasexual-20131021\">Morrissey Denies That He&rsquo;s Gay, Claims He&rsquo;s A &ldquo;Humasexual&rdquo;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?a=GziG8Uy3wBA:kcKP8rkSyGk:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?a=GziG8Uy3wBA:kcKP8rkSyGk:dnMXMwOfBR0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?d=dnMXMwOfBR0\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>Graham Gremore<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/queerty2\/~3\/GziG8Uy3wBA\/whats-it-like-to-have-sex-with-morrissey-his-new-novel-suggests-its-probably-awful-20150925\" class=\"autohyperlink\">feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/queerty2\/~3\/GziG8Uy3wBA\/whats-it-like-to-have-sex-with-morrissey-his-new-novel-suggests-its-probably-awful-20150925<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s It Like To Have Sex With Morrissey? His New Novel Suggests It\u2019s Probably Awful. Asexual, er, humasexual&nbsp;rocker Morrissey has just released his debut novel,&nbsp;List of the Lost, in the U.K.&nbsp;and according to just about everyone, it&rsquo;s&nbsp;terrible. Like, really terrible. The 118-page novel is set Boston in the&nbsp;1970s and tells the story&nbsp;of a relay&nbsp;team accidentally &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/whats-it-like-to-have-sex-with-morrissey-his-new-novel-suggests-its-probably-awful\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What\u2019s It Like To Have Sex With Morrissey? 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