{"id":24168,"date":"2015-08-14T18:05:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-14T22:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/is-gay-sex-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear-this-priest-thinks-so\/"},"modified":"2015-08-14T18:05:37","modified_gmt":"2015-08-14T22:05:37","slug":"is-gay-sex-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear-this-priest-thinks-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/is-gay-sex-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear-this-priest-thinks-so\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Gay Sex Like \u201cCramming A Bagel In Your Ear?\u201d This Priest Thinks So"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Is Gay Sex Like \u201cCramming A Bagel In Your Ear?\u201d This Priest Thinks So<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp\/docs\/2015\/08\/Screen-shot-2015-08-14-at-10.51.22-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp\/docs\/2015\/08\/Screen-shot-2015-08-14-at-10.51.22-AM-360x270.png\" alt=\"Screen shot 2015-08-14 at 10.51.22 AM\" width=\"360\" height=\"270\"><\/a>We&rsquo;ve heard a lot of ridiculous analogies when it comes to <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a>, but the latest from Father John Riccardo (pictured), a Catholic priest from Detroit, takes the&nbsp;bagel, er, cake.<\/p>\n<p>While speaking earlier this week at a Catholic conference called &ldquo;Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same-Sex Attraction&rdquo; which was aimed at offering&nbsp;<a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> and <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/?mp_code=akftr\">lesbian<\/a> people &ldquo;skills&rdquo; to remain celibate,&nbsp;Riccardo compared <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a> to &ldquo;cramming a piece of bagel in your ear.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Related:&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/10-hysterical-things-conservatives-have-said-about-anal-sex-20140721\">10 Hysterical Things Conservatives Have Said About Anal Sex<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Riccardo&nbsp;was participating&nbsp;in a lecture called &ldquo;HIV and Other Health Risks Associated with Men Who Have Sex With Men.&rdquo; During the talk, he said that he&rsquo;s counseled many&nbsp;junior high students over the years who often ask&nbsp;him why God hates <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> people. His response has always been:&nbsp;Because <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a> is unnatural.<\/p>\n<p>To help illustrate this point, he said he offers students the following analogy:&nbsp;&ldquo;If I&nbsp;just rip open a bagel.&nbsp;I take it and I cram it in my ear. What would you say? That doesn&rsquo;t go there! It&rsquo;ll ruin your ear canal!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Nah. We&rsquo;d probably just look at you like you&rsquo;re crazy. Kinda like we&rsquo;re doing right now.<\/p>\n<p>Riccardo went on to say&nbsp;that he has a family member with a <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/?mp_code=akftr\">lesbian<\/a>&nbsp;daughter, and has advised&nbsp;her&nbsp;not to have&nbsp;<a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a> with other <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/?mp_code=akftr\">women<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The goal here isn&rsquo;t going from being <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> to being straight,&rdquo; Riccardo said. &ldquo;The goal here is going from not knowing Jesus to knowing Jesus.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>And,&nbsp;of course, to refrain from&nbsp;cramming bagels in your ears.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Related:&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/the-craziest-damn-shiz-conservatives-have-said-about-gay-people-20140715\">The Craziest Damn Shiz Conservatives Have Said About Gay People<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>h\/t: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gaystarnews.com\/article\/catholic-priest-says-gay-sex-is-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear\/\" target=\"_blank\">Gay Star News<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?a=Nt2V2XUvYsE:K7P794GxECI:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?a=Nt2V2XUvYsE:K7P794GxECI:dnMXMwOfBR0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?d=dnMXMwOfBR0\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>Graham Gremore<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/queerty2\/~3\/Nt2V2XUvYsE\/is-gay-sex-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear-this-priest-thinks-so-20150814\" class=\"autohyperlink\">feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/queerty2\/~3\/Nt2V2XUvYsE\/is-gay-sex-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear-this-priest-thinks-so-20150814<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is Gay Sex Like \u201cCramming A Bagel In Your Ear?\u201d This Priest Thinks So We&rsquo;ve heard a lot of ridiculous analogies when it comes to <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">gay<\/a> <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/couples\/?mp_code=akftr\">sex<\/a>, but the latest from Father John Riccardo (pictured), a Catholic priest from Detroit, takes the&nbsp;bagel, er, cake. While speaking earlier this week at a Catholic conference called &ldquo;Welcoming &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/is-gay-sex-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear-this-priest-thinks-so\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Is Gay Sex Like \u201cCramming A Bagel In Your Ear?\u201d This Priest Thinks So<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2466,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Is Gay Sex Like \u201cCramming A Bagel In Your Ear?\u201d This Priest Thinks So - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/is-gay-sex-like-cramming-a-bagel-in-your-ear-this-priest-thinks-so\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Is Gay Sex Like \u201cCramming A Bagel In Your Ear?\u201d This Priest Thinks So - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Is Gay Sex Like \u201cCramming A Bagel In Your Ear?\u201d This Priest Thinks So We&rsquo;ve heard a lot of ridiculous analogies when it comes to gay sex, but the latest from Father John Riccardo (pictured), a Catholic priest from Detroit, takes the&nbsp;bagel, er, cake. 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