{"id":196912,"date":"2021-08-24T04:20:27","date_gmt":"2021-08-24T08:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/oh-mirror-how-could-you\/"},"modified":"2021-08-24T04:20:27","modified_gmt":"2021-08-24T08:20:27","slug":"oh-mirror-how-could-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/oh-mirror-how-could-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Mirror; How Could You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh Mirror; How Could You?<\/b><\/p>\n

Julie Bracken<\/a> posted a photo:<\/p>\n

\"Oh<\/a><\/p>\n

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
\nYou\u2019re not playing fair at all
\nI\u2019m really now upset with you
\nFor giving your distorted view.<\/p>\n

You show my hair is turning gray,
\nIt\u2019s just the way the shadows play
\nI know that you\u2019re not hanging straight
\nTo make me look so over weight.<\/p>\n

The way you show a double chin
\nIs just the way the light comes in
\nI think I\u2019m fine, but you\u2019re so wise
\nTo put such accent on my thighs.<\/p>\n

I wish you\u2019d try to be my friend
\nAnd tell me I\u2019m a little thin
\nJust tell me I look good in jeans
\nAnd frilly shirts and pretty things.<\/p>\n

Please don\u2019t let the wrinkles show
\nI\u2019d like to have a pretty glow
\nI see you won\u2019t respond at all
\nSo I\u2019ll just tear you off the wall.<\/p>\n

Makeup and styling by the talented Kelayla<\/a><\/p>\n

IMG_6658
\n9 Feb 18<\/p>\n

\n\"Oh<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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