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The Blind Date<\/b><\/p>\n

Julie Bracken<\/a> posted a photo:<\/p>\n

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

The dating game is a difficult one,
\nit’s been ten years for me,
\nBut tonight’s the night for me
\nto express my femininity.<\/p>\n

I’ll start gettin’ ready early,
\nthere’s so much to be done
\nTo prepare myself for this wondrous event,
\nso in union we will be one. <\/p>\n

I’ll make a list, that’s what I’ll do,
\nthe preparation a must,
\nWash me hair, shave me chin;
\nOh, I’m just fillin’ with lust.<\/p>\n

I’ll wax me legs and trim me twat,
\nan’ plait me underarms too.
\nThis date’s a first but I’m sure to impress,
\nyes he’s the one that I’ll woo.<\/p>\n

Now for the big decision,
\nwill I wear knickers or not,
\nWill he see me as ice maiden cool
\nor think I’m luscious and hot?<\/p>\n

I’d better pamper me pussy<\/a>
\nso she’ll purr right through the night
\nAnd I think I’ll prop me boobs up,
\na cleavage would look a sight.<\/p>\n

Yes, me bright red bra with the underwire,
\nit’s sure to make him swell
\nMe in me sexy underwear
\nwill send him straight to hell.<\/p>\n

Gee wizzies I’m so nervous,
\nme stomach’s tied in knots
\nMe bowels are fairly churnin’,
\nI hope I don’t get the trots.<\/p>\n

I wonder what he’ll look like,
\nmaybe a cowboy, rough but smart
\nBig ears, big nose and big riding boots,
\ncause’ I’m just a cowgirl at heart.<\/p>\n

We could pretend we’re at the rodeo
\nriding them wild beasts,
\nThen we could have midnight snack,
\nbody chocolate a sumptuous feast.<\/p>\n

Well, I know you fellas are disgruntled
\nthat it’s not gonna be one of you
\nBut if you want to win one like me,
\nhere’s what you gotta do\u2026<\/p>\n

Whisper sweet nothin’s in her ear,
\na little romance to bait her
\nBut there’s a time and place for everything
\nso leave the tongue ’till later.<\/p>\n

Cuddle and caress her
\nfor she’s a goddess to be sure
\nAnd she’ll grab you by the family jewels
\nand lock the bloody door.<\/p>\n

But in the meantime, it’s now my turn,
\nthis one is just for me,
\n‘Cause tonight’s the night for me
\nto express my femininity.
\n~Paul Bearer <\/i><\/p>\n

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\n7 May 19<\/p>\n

\n\"The<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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