{"id":15821,"date":"2015-03-14T08:10:39","date_gmt":"2015-03-14T12:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/spiders-that-give-men-four-hour-erections-began-hatching-in-bananas-purchased-from-tesco\/"},"modified":"2015-03-14T08:10:39","modified_gmt":"2015-03-14T12:10:39","slug":"spiders-that-give-men-four-hour-erections-began-hatching-in-bananas-purchased-from-tesco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/spiders-that-give-men-four-hour-erections-began-hatching-in-bananas-purchased-from-tesco\/","title":{"rendered":"Spiders That Give Men Four-Hour Erections Began Hatching In Bananas Purchased From Tesco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Spiders That Give Men Four-Hour Erections Began Hatching In Bananas Purchased From Tesco<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp\/docs\/2015\/03\/banana_with_spider_3229405b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp\/docs\/2015\/03\/banana_with_spider_3229405b-360x224.jpg\" alt=\"banana_with_spider_3229405b\" width=\"360\" height=\"224\"><\/a>Prepare to be absolutely horrified.<\/p>\n<p>The eggs of a highly venomous spider&nbsp;whose&nbsp;bite can kill or, worse, give <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">men<\/a> burning, stinging, pulsating, hours-long&nbsp;erections were found deeply embedded inside a batch of bananas from&nbsp;a&nbsp;grocery store in the U.K.<\/p>\n<p>The bananas came from Costa Rica&nbsp;and were purchased from a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/tesco-apologizes-for-cashier-who-said-gay-folks-should-die-alone-and-not-have-babies-20150114\" target=\"_blank\">Tesco supermarket<\/a>&nbsp;by a <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/www.flirt4free.com\/live\/girls\/?mp_code=akftr\">woman<\/a> named Maria Layton. (Tesco, you may remember,&nbsp;made headlines back in January when one of its employees told a customer&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/tesco-apologizes-for-cashier-who-said-gay-folks-should-die-alone-and-not-have-babies-20150114\" target=\"_blank\">&ldquo;gay people shouldn&rsquo;t have babies&rdquo; and&nbsp;should all&nbsp;&ldquo;die alone.&rdquo;<\/a>)&nbsp;When Layton&nbsp;brought the bananas home,&nbsp;her six-year-old daughter asked for one. That&rsquo;s when Layton&nbsp;noticed&nbsp;the eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider growing on the side.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I recognized it because I remembered seeing a news story about them,&rdquo; she told <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/earth\/wildlife\/11466651\/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Telegraph<\/a>. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Within seconds of making the discovery, the&nbsp;cocoon started to hatch.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I was so scared!&rdquo; Layton continued. &ldquo;I&hellip;have read about the Brazilian Wandering Spiders,&nbsp;and was very frightened about the potential threat.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>The venom from the Brazilian Wandering Spider&rsquo;s bite is known to&nbsp;cause&nbsp;painful erections in <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">men<\/a> that can last up to four hours. It&rsquo;s&nbsp;currently being studied by medical researchers for possible use in treatments for erectile dysfunction.<\/p>\n<p>Layton&nbsp;quickly snapped into action, putting the hatching spider eggs&nbsp;into a sealed container then shoving them in her freezer to die. Then she called Tesco customer services, who told her&nbsp;she could&nbsp;return&nbsp;the bananas <em>with<\/em> the spider eggs for a complete&nbsp;refund, if she wanted.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Tesco were a bit useless,&rdquo; Layton said. &ldquo;I spent an hour-and-a-half ringing round trying to get some help while I had this potentially killer spider in the house!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>A spokesperson for Tesco said: &ldquo;Our policy is for the customer to take the product to the store where it can be investigated.&nbsp;We don&rsquo;t have a service whereby someone can go out to the home.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Related stories:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/uk-superstore-tesco-pulling-london-pride-support-due-to-christian-boycott-20111230\">UK Superstore Tesco Pulling London Pride Support Due To Christian Boycott<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/the-only-atm-in-the-world-to-offer-free-erections-20141029\">The Only ATM In The World To Offer &ldquo;Free Erections&rdquo;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.queerty.com\/tesco-apologizes-for-cashier-who-said-gay-folks-should-die-alone-and-not-have-babies-20150114\">Tesco Apologizes For Cashier Who Said Gay Folks Should Die Alone and Not Have Babies<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?a=U9B__c7h1oM:R50iavgLp94:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?a=U9B__c7h1oM:R50iavgLp94:dnMXMwOfBR0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/queerty2?d=dnMXMwOfBR0\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>Graham Gremore<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/queerty2\/~3\/U9B__c7h1oM\/spiders-that-give-men-four-hour-erections-began-hatching-in-bananas-purchased-from-tesco-20150314\" class=\"autohyperlink\">feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/queerty2\/~3\/U9B__c7h1oM\/spiders-that-give-men-four-hour-erections-began-hatching-in-bananas-purchased-from-tesco-20150314<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spiders That Give Men Four-Hour Erections Began Hatching In Bananas Purchased From Tesco Prepare to be absolutely horrified. The eggs of a highly venomous spider&nbsp;whose&nbsp;bite can kill or, worse, give <a title=\"\" class=\"aalmanual\" target=\"_blank\"   href=\"https:\/\/chaturbate.com\/in\/?tour=R2Xc&#38;campaign=hl4zp&#38;track=gfcsb\">men<\/a> burning, stinging, pulsating, hours-long&nbsp;erections were found deeply embedded inside a batch of bananas from&nbsp;a&nbsp;grocery store in the U.K. The bananas came from Costa Rica&nbsp;and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/spiders-that-give-men-four-hour-erections-began-hatching-in-bananas-purchased-from-tesco\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spiders That Give Men Four-Hour Erections Began Hatching In Bananas Purchased From Tesco<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2466,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Spiders That Give Men Four-Hour Erections Began Hatching In Bananas Purchased From Tesco - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gayfriendschat.com\/socialblog\/spiders-that-give-men-four-hour-erections-began-hatching-in-bananas-purchased-from-tesco\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Spiders That Give Men Four-Hour Erections Began Hatching In Bananas Purchased From Tesco - GAYFRIENDSCHAT.com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Spiders That Give Men Four-Hour Erections Began Hatching In Bananas Purchased From Tesco Prepare to be absolutely horrified. 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