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Hookup Fail: Hot Tub Three-Way Ends In Hilarious Arrest<\/b><\/p>\n

\"Michael<\/p>\n

Michael Gordon (left), Austin Adams (center), and Douglas Tench (right)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

We’ve heard of plenty of hookup stories that went south, but this one has to take the cake.<\/p>\n

Austin Adams, 18, Michael Gordon, 33, and Douglas Tench, 21 met at a nightclub in Spartanburg, S.C. and hit it off. They decided to take the party back to a private residence in Boiling Springs, S.C., where Gordon was dog sitting for the homeowner.<\/p>\n

Predictable shenanigans ensued as they made use of their leant surroundings. The back porch led to the hot tub — you know the story.<\/p>\n

But around 1:30 in the morning, Adams and Tench got into a dispute over who was the highest paid escort. As the old saying goes, three things you should never talk about on a first date are politics, religion and how much you get paid to have sex<\/a> with strangers.<\/p>\n

The argument turned physical, and Adams lost control and started hitting Tench with his hands and feet while still in the hot tub.<\/p>\n

Tench fled the scene and called a friend, who then called the cops.<\/p>\n

After confessing to the assault, Adams reportedly told the cops to just, “arrest him and be done with it.”<\/p>\n

It’s safe to say Michael Gordon will never be asked to dog sit again.<\/p>\n

h\/t: Edge<\/a><\/p>\n

\n<\/a> <\/a>\n<\/div>\n

Dan Tracer<\/p>\n

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