Jason Derulo received quite an offer after this eye-popping photo was removed from Instagram
His anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got tons, hun. After his “anaconda” went viral last month, Jason Derulo isn’t just settling for six-figure porn deals.
XXX site CamSoda offered the “Swalla” singer $500,000 to share photos, videos, and live streams of himself in his underwear, as TMZ originally reported. Plus, he wouldn’t even have to go fully nude.
Responding to the offer on Instagram, however, Derulo wrote, “Imma need a wayyy bigger bag than that,” adding the money-mouth face emoji.
In case you missed the news last month, the Cats star posted an Instagram photo of himself emerging from a pool in Bali, with a noticeable bulge in his shorts. When a fan asked “What animal are you hiding in your pants?” he answered, “Anaconda.”
Earlier this month, however, Instagram took the post offline, saying it violated the “community guidelines on nudity or sexual activity.” According to TMZ, a Facebook spokesperson said the post was nixed because it featured “aroused genitalia.”
Derulo, who previously credited his Haitian heritage for his bulge, responded to the censorship via social media. “All these girls be on Instagram showing they ass and all kind of crazy shit, and I got underwear on … and they took my pic down,” he observed. “It’s discrimination. Like, I understand. I can’t help my size. But you can’t take down my pic, man.”
Plus, as he later told TMZ, he was only semi-aroused. “I was not aroused. … I might have had a ‘semi,’” he told the site. “An arousal looks different. It’s a different vibe. When it’s fully aroused, it’s a different beast. It leans more to the front. You feeling me? Yeah, so if it’s just on the side, and it’s just chilling on the side, it’s a ‘semi’ vibe.”
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IMPEACHMENT. Democrats announce articles of impeachment against Donald J. Trump. ‘In nine short pages, the draft articles accused Mr. Trump of carrying out a scheme “corruptly soliciting” election assistance from the government of Ukraine in the form of investigations that would smear his Democratic political rivals. To do so, Democrats charged, Mr. Trump used as leverage two “official acts”: the delivery of $391 million in security assistance and a White House meeting for Ukraine’s president.’
TRUMP VS MCCONNELL?Differing opinions on what a Senate impeachment trial should look like: “But the show is exactly what Trump wants. He’s made clear to advisers privately that rather than end the trial as quickly as possible, he is hoping for adramatic event, according to two people familiar with his thinking. He wants Hunter Biden, Rep. Adam Schiff and the whistleblower to testify. He wants the witnesses to be live, not clips of taped depositions. And he’s hoping to turn it into a spectacle, which he thinks is his best chance to hurt Democrats in the election.”
OHIO STATE. Meet the gay activist fighting on behalf of sexual assault survivors: “Now, Snyder-Hill, 49, a prominent LGBTQ activist and a military veteran, is involved in one of more than a dozen lawsuits filed against the university — all of which are in mediation, according to OSU spokesman Benjamin Johnson.”
2020. New Monmouth University national poll: “Democrats and Democratic-leaning voters continue to be divided over who they want to put up against Trump in 2020. The top contenders continue to be Biden (26%), Sanders (21%), and Warren (17%). However, these three are in a slightly different order than where they stood last month (23% Biden, 23% Warren, and 20% Sanders) or in late September (28% Warren, 25% Biden, and 15% Sanders). Buttigieg is the preferred choice of 8% of Democratic-identifying voters (similar to 9% in November and 5% in September).”
#28. Rep. Ted Yoho (R-FL) won’t seek another term. “Yoho, who aligned himself with the Tea Party faction of the Republican Party and has been a fierce supporter of President Donald Trump, joins at least 27 House Republicans in announcing their departures from the U.S. House.”
UK. British war veteran gets apology over LGBT ban: “Joe Ousalice, 68, had served in the navy for nearly 18 years when he was discharged in 1993 because of a ban on LGBT people serving in the armed forces. The former radio operator, who lives in Southampton, served in the Falklands war, did six tours of duty in Northern Ireland, was posted to the Middle East and was seconded for two and a half years to a Nato taskforce. Ousalice was stripped of his long service and good conduct medal and three good conduct badges when he was discharged because of his sexuality.”
COCKTAIL D’AMORE. Berlin’s free-love club night: ‘Currently, Cocktail takes place monthly at Griessmuehle, a club in a converted former factory, where they moved after losing a location “due to corporate estate investments”. During Cocktail, Griessmuehle’s basement dancefloor becomes a sex dungeon (the aforementioned “cosmic hole”); its inner chambers, a labyrinth of darkrooms; its garden, a hybrid of playground, catwalk and disco. While the party has grown larger and moved away from its early underground settings, Griessmuehle’s expansive layout is optimally suited for shenanigans. Bordered by railway lines, industrial units and a canal, Griessmuehle allows you to forget normal life in a temporary autonomous zone.’
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