PHOTOS: Justin Beiber Goes Wake Boarding In Wet, See-Through Calvins

Sometimes, if you happen to be Justin Bieber, you simply have to go wakeboarding in your underwear.

Related: Video Of Justin Bieber’s Redacted Penis Finally Available To The Public

It happens. There are those days, provided you’re the “Sorry” pop star, that all you have on hand is a pair of white cotton Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. But since you want to get in the water, your only choice is to get the thin cotton drawers as wet and see-through and clingy as possible before having a photograph taken and immediately uploaded to your Instagram account. Everyone has days like that, provided everyone is Justin Beiber.

Related: Justin Bieber Describes The Moment He Saw His Penis Online: “It Was Alright”

Case in point: The following photographs, surreptitiously posted to Bieber’s Instagram account shortly before his July 3 concert in Miami, which continues his much-heralded tradition of being a coquettish tease and flirting with the entire Internet, including you.

“Not bad boys,” he captions the photograph. Is he referring to his…?

Here are the saggy, soggy photos. 

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This Piece Of Work Is Suing Kim Davis For Not Letting Him Marry His Laptop

Isn’t it nice when two crazy people are able to find each other? That seems to be the case now that Kim Davis and Chris Sevier have found themselves entwined.

Kim Davis, you’ll recall, is the unpleasant lady who refused to give marriage licenses to gay couples. Kentucky marriage licenses no longer bear the clerk’s name, and so her time in the spotlight is looooong over.

But that hasn’t stopped our friend Chris, who’s now suing Davis (as well as Governor Matt Bevin) for the right to marry his laptop. It’s a clever protest, you see, oh it’s so very terrible clever. The point he’s making is that if men can marry men, than how is marrying an inanimate object any different?

This is not the first time Chris has taken an unusual interest in his computer: he filed a lawsuit to marry it a few months ago; and also a few years ago. Each time he’s been laughed out of court, though with less laughter and more annoyance each time. He also sued Apple for allowing him to buy the computer in the first place, without warning him that it could be used to access pornography. And he sued Obama for firing one of the Duck Dynasty guys — good luck figuring that one out. He was discussed (and then dismissed) on this week’s Defining Marriage podcast, and hopefully we’ll never need to acknowledge him again.

So in case you were worried about Kim Davis’ lingering cultural impact, here it is: she’s identified herself as the kind of person who associates with lunatics. And now the lunatics are flocking to her. Enjoy the bed you’ve made, Kim.

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Obama, Britney Spears, Ted Cruz, Beyoncé, James Comey, Ariana Grande, NPH: NEWS

OBAMA. The President spoke from Warsaw, Poland about the police shootings of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile: “We have seen tragedies like this too many times.”

“All lives matter,” Pres. Obama says, “but data shows black folks are more vulnerable to these kinds of incidents.” t.co/Pxva94gSwG

— ABC News (@ABC) July 7, 2016

DEMS. Bernie Sanders will endorse Hillary Clinton on Tuesday: “…three Democrats [who have been involved in the planning], [and] who spoke on the condition of anonymity to reveal confidential conversations, said that the endorsement was partly the result of daily talks between Mrs. Clinton’s campaign manager, Robby Mook, and the Sanders campaign manager, Jeff Weaver, about bringing together the two rivals and advancing the policy priorities of Mr. Sanders.”

IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH. B Spears’ next single will be a ‘big’ hip-hop track.

G-Eazy talks about ‘Make Me (Oooh)’ at Kiss FM interview today. pic.twitter.com/RDvHS7HT4h

— Fiebre Britney (@FiebreBritney) July 7, 2016

CAPITOL HILL. Trump meets with House and Senate Republicans, gets an earful from Sen. Jeff Flake (AZ). Via Business Insider: “Yes, I’m the other senator from Arizona — the one who didn’t get captured — and I want to talk to you about statements like that.”

FALLING IN LINE. Ted Cruz says he accepted Trump’s invitation to speak at the RNC.

Cruz says Trump invited him to speak at the convention and he accepted pic.twitter.com/vhbTsFjJ65

— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) July 7, 2016

SKIN. Idris Elba smolders in photoshoot for Interview magazine.

DEFENDING TRUMP. Jared Kushner, husband to Ivanka Trump, says his father-in-law is not a racist or an anti-semite.

HILLARY’S EMAILS. James Comey gets grilled by House Republicans. State Department announces it will reopen internal probe into Clinton’s emails since DOJ isn’t filing charges. 

MUSIC. Jennifer Lopez and Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Orlando tribute song “Love Make the World Go Round” will debut tonight.

INSTAGRAM. Neil Patrick Harris is serving family summer vacation #goals.

CASTING. Justin Timberlake will be in Woody Allen’s new movie. Ariana Grande will play Penny Pingleton in NBC’s Hairspray Live!

BLACK LIVES MATTER. Beyoncé posts call to action on her website in wake of police murders of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile.

This is @Beyonce‘s website right now pic.twitter.com/MyqaIpIKL0

— Colin Jones (@colinjones) July 7, 2016

THURSDAY THIRST. Jonathan Paul.

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Ohio Bakery Refuses to Make Birthday Cake for Same-Sex Couple – WATCH

A bakery in Toledo, Ohio refused to bake a birthday cake for a woman to give her wife because she is in a same-sex marriage.

Take the Cake bakery reportedly cancelled the order after first accepting it once the bakery learned the woman was a lesbian. The bakery owner texted customer Candice Lowe, saying, “I just realized you are in a same-sex relationship and we do not do cakes for same-sex weddings or parties…I’m so sorry, I wasn’t aware of this exactly until I saw your [Facebook] page. Take care :)”

13ABC reports:

Lowe says, “after she saw my Facebook page, she found out that I was in a same-sex marriage and she could not do my cake.”

“She did all of their effort to get a cake and gets a text message and has to tell me her surprise, it kind of ruined our day,” Amanda Lowe said of her wife.

The couple was just married two weeks ago and are still on cloud nine after celebrating with their son, family and friends. But that all came crashing down. In some ways, they say, it’s like taking two steps back.

“It wasn’t a wedding cake, it was just a birthday cake,” Candice said. “A birthday cake has nothing to do with your sexual preference.”

Watch a news report on the story, below.

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Yet Another Black Man Shot Dead by Police in America (Video)

www.advocate.com/crime/2016/7/07/yet-another-black-man-shot-dead-police-america-video

Airbnb Host Cancels Gay Man's Booking, Says LGBT People Are 'Against Humanity'

Due to Airbnb’s antidiscrimination policy, the host will no longer be able to list accommodations with the company.

www.advocate.com/business/2016/7/07/airbnb-host-cancels-gay-mans-booking-says-lgbt-people-are-against-humanity

What Kind of Man Do You Prefer, Smooth or Hairy? – WATCH

When it comes to personal grooming, what do you prefer, a man who’s smooth or someone with a bit of fur?

This is the question at the heart of a new episode of the popular gay web series Steam Room Stories. Each webisode takes place (as you may have guessed) in the men’s sauna of a gym which usually ends up turning into a hybrid confessional/cruising spot/therapy session.

PREVIOUSLY – The Gay Birthday: VIDEO

See what guys in the steam room think about body hair–and how to quantify the true measure of a man–below.

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